Good news, adventurer! All the fine treasures listed on this page are ready to be collected from our warehouse in SW18, London, within up to 24 hours.

Do note that we’re not a brick-and-mortar shop open to the public. So please await your confirmation email; it will include your collection timeframe and instructions from our team.

Once your order is prepared, we’ll summon you (via email, not trumpet) to claim your loot. Quick, simple, and gloriously hassle-free!